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Поделиться22010-07-01 13:47:45
Объявления:
* Отдам в плохие руки мерзавца-кота.
* Вино-водочные изделия продаются только трезвым покупателям.
* Красноглазый альбинос познакомится с бородатой женщиной с целью совместных выступлений в цирке.
* Куплю чугунную панамку с дырочками для косичек.
* Лифт временно не работает — тараканы перегрызли трос.
* Уважаемые собаки! Просьба поднимать лапу в другом месте.
* Хлопнешь дверью, получишь монтировкой.
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* Просьба: семечки, бананы и орешки есть вместе с кожурой.
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* Водитель «где-нибудь здесь» не останавливает.
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* 30 минут страха, и вы дома. Стоимость атракциона ...руб.
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Поделиться32010-07-01 13:51:07
Вынос мозга конкретный, да да да. Многие не выдерживают на середине xD Но дочитать этот бред все таки стоит, ибо становится понятно какими извергами бывают родители О_О"""
|гражданка Тайна| - моя подруга (Настя)
Диме - кун - мой брат близнец (названный о_о"") (соответственно Диме)
|гражданин шторм| - соответственно я (тобишь Даша)
Тема разговора: Наш мать - Жилка, наш отец - Бенька!
[22.06.2010 22:48:37] Диме-кун: Сегодня в программе Максимум "Близнецы у которых один родитель Шизик а второй поедатель попугаев." у нас в студии эти близнецы и их подруга.Смотрим...
[22.06.2010 22:48:59] |гражданин шторм|: *под столом*
[22.06.2010 22:49:04] |гражданка тайна|: *там же*
[22.06.2010 22:50:04] Диме-кун: Итак что нам скажет первый близнец Даша:
[22.06.2010 22:50:16] |гражданин шторм|: Я боюсь своего папу!
[22.06.2010 22:50:38] |гражданин шторм|: Итак, недавно сын собирал матери на нового попугая. Диме, что вы скажите по этому поводу?
[22.06.2010 22:51:30] Диме-кун: Мама эгоист я хотел купить себе мангу а она сказала "Я хочу жрать вашу маму за панаму,купи мне попугая!"
[22.06.2010 22:52:32] |гражданин шторм|: Подруга близнецов, что вы думаете об их родителях? Говорят их отец влюбился в вас, а вы вели роман с матерью!
[22.06.2010 22:53:14] Диме-кун: /тем временем в студии Дима глотает валидол/
[22.06.2010 22:53:32 | Изменены 22:53:59] |гражданин шторм|: мысли ведущего: сумасшедшая семейка....
[22.06.2010 22:54:16] |гражданка тайна|: я хочу сказать что связываться с этой семейкой крайне опасно, можно запросто стать сумашедшей
[22.06.2010 22:54:26] |гражданка тайна|: как их папа
[22.06.2010 22:54:45] |гражданин шторм|: Да, ведь поговаривают, что из за неразделенной любви к вам, их отец стал геем!
[22.06.2010 22:55:07] Диме-кун: Но вы же вели с ним итимную связь у вас что иммунитет?
[22.06.2010 22:55:24] |гражданин шторм|: А вы тем временем из за некой личености стали юри!
[22.06.2010 22:55:31] |гражданин шторм|: Это что, заразно?!
[22.06.2010 22:55:44] |гражданка тайна|: *в ахуе* видимо я как и жилка не заметила
[22.06.2010 22:56:07] Диме-кун: Секс без памяти новый тренд сезона
[22.06.2010 22:56:26] Диме-кун: Скандалы интриги расследованния не переключайтесь.
[22.06.2010 22:56:34] |гражданин шторм|: *реклама*
[22.06.2010 22:56:48] |гражданин шторм|: Мы рекламируем новые презервативы от сумасшествия!
[22.06.2010 22:57:02 | Изменены 22:57:09] Диме-кун: /Дима поперхнулся чаем/
[22.06.2010 22:57:41] |гражданин шторм|: Итак, у нас человек, протестировавший их! Настя, что вы скажете?
[22.06.2010 22:58:21] Диме-кун: /Диму увезла скорая/
[22.06.2010 22:58:39] |гражданин шторм|: Брат! Не умирай! *понесся за Димой*
[22.06.2010 22:58:46] |гражданин шторм|: *программа*
[22.06.2010 22:59:12] Диме-кун: /Дима под капельницой в студии/
[22.06.2010 22:59:26] |гражданин шторм|: Итак, находясь в обществе этой семьи можно легко сойти с ума! Мы решили выяснить у их подруги, которая не сошла с ума, как же ей это удалось?
[22.06.2010 23:00:06] |гражданка тайна|: я использовала новый спрей от сумашедших *рекламирует*
[22.06.2010 23:00:17] |гражданин шторм|: Стоп.
[22.06.2010 23:00:35] |гражданин шторм|: Это таблетки! Спреи у нас от педоваликов!
[22.06.2010 23:00:35] Диме-кун: /Дима мычит "Там не спрей а сперма Беньки О__О"/
[22.06.2010 23:00:54] Диме-кун: /Ждёт реакции/
[22.06.2010 23:00:57] |гражданин шторм|: Итак, громче Дима громче! Мы хотим узнать тайну!
[b][22.06.2010 23:01:18] Диме-кун: /Дима орёт ТАМ НЕ СПРЕЙ А СПЕРМА БЕНЬКИ О_О/
[22.06.2010 23:01:58] |гражданин шторм|:[/b] Ох! Как так?! Подруга семьи! Как вы можете такое продавать! *ведущий быстро сует ей деньги и берет флакон*
[22.06.2010 23:02:17] Диме-кун: /Дима всматриваться в спрей/
[22.06.2010 23:02:28] |гражданка тайна|: *забирает деньги* может купите ещё и мазь?
[22.06.2010 23:02:57] |гражданин шторм|: |Даша подбегает к Диме: не смей это покупать!|
[22.06.2010 23:03:14 | Изменены 23:03:21] Диме-кун: /Димины мысли "мазь на основе волос из подмышек беньки+ экстракт кала беньки О__О"/
[22.06.2010 23:03:39] |гражданин шторм|: Итак, не переключайтесь! *реклама*
[22.06.2010 23:03:58] Диме-кун: Дайте мне тазик.
[22.06.2010 23:04:10] |гражданин шторм|: Реклама тазиков!
[22.06.2010 23:04:17] |гражданка тайна|: тазики из волос беньки!
[22.06.2010 23:04:28] |гражданин шторм|: *ТАЗИК! ДАЙТЕ ТАЗИК!*
[22.06.2010 23:04:38] |гражданин шторм|: ТОЛЬКО НЕ РЕКЛАМИРУЕМЫЙ!
[22.06.2010 23:04:53] Диме-кун: /суёет нормальный тазик/
[22.06.2010 23:05:00] |гражданин шторм|: /рвет/
[22.06.2010 23:05:19] Диме-кун: /при виде этого БУЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ/
[22.06.2010 23:06:10] |гражданин шторм|: Итак: главный производитель вещей из Беньки "Бенька™" поделится с вами нашей продукцией! Телефон заказов: 8-800-300-80-00
[22.06.2010 23:06:45] |гражданин шторм|: *программа*
[22.06.2010 23:07:50] *** |гражданка тайна| добавил Валя к этому чату ***
[22.06.2010 23:07:51] |гражданин шторм|: Итак, к нам присоединяется новый участник!
[22.06.2010 23:08:25] Диме-кун: В студии мать близнецов.
[22.06.2010 23:08:52] Валя: ну здарова
[22.06.2010 23:08:57] |гражданин шторм|: /Братик! Опомнись! это не она!/
[22.06.2010 23:09:04] |гражданка тайна|: это не она, вы путаете вашу мать с предводительницей педоваликов
[22.06.2010 23:10:22] |гражданин шторм|: /тихо стоит у капельницы брата и успокаивает: братик, братик, не путай маму с ней, мама бы сейчас в студии попугая ела!/
[22.06.2010 23:10:38] Диме-кун: Это всё капельница.
[22.06.2010 23:10:51] *** Валя вышел ***
[22.06.2010 23:11:24] |гражданка тайна|: ваша мама сейчас на юге попугаев жрет о_О"
[22.06.2010 23:11:45] Диме-кун: Бедные попугаи
[22.06.2010 23:12:46] |гражданка тайна|: /ведущий / итак, даша, что вы скажете по поводу количество ваших мачех?
[22.06.2010 23:13:08] |гражданин шторм|: /в слезах: НЕНАВИЖУ ИХ ВСЕХ!!!!!!!!/
[22.06.2010 23:13:15] Диме-кун: Даша у нас что не одна мама?ОО"
[22.06.2010 23:13:32] |гражданин шторм|: /тихо брату: у нашей мамы много жен/
[22.06.2010 23:13:53] Диме-кун: /охренел от такого расклада/
[22.06.2010 23:13:57] |гражданин шторм|: /добавляет: Бенька - просто одна из них, от которой она умудрилась забеременеть/
[22.06.2010 23:14:12] Диме-кун: /инфаркт/
[22.06.2010 23:14:28] |гражданин шторм|: /орет: БРАТИК! БРАТИК НЕ УМИРАЙ!/
[22.06.2010 23:14:42] Диме-кун: /умир/
[22.06.2010 23:14:52] |гражданин шторм|: /БРАТИК! *пшел за братиком*/
[22.06.2010 23:15:18] |гражданин шторм|: /ведущий/ вот видите, что может случиться, если не предохраняться! Они убивают друг друга *надел намордник*
[22.06.2010 23:16:18] Диме-кун: /вернулся к жизни/
[22.06.2010 23:17:18] |гражданин шторм|: /УРА! *пришпилил братика к капельнице* БРАТИК ЖИВ! БРАТИК ЖИВ! *мысли* "слава Богу я не буду одна с этими родителями"/
[22.06.2010 23:17:58] Диме-кун: /провал в памяти/ а кто наши родители?
[22.06.2010 23:18:13] |гражданин шторм|: Шизик и пожиратель попугайчиков!
[22.06.2010 23:18:50] Диме-кун: /глаза косплеят блюдца/ ахренеть о_о
[22.06.2010 23:19:40] |гражданин шторм|: /ведущий/ *сняв намордник* можете ли вы рассказать что нибудь о семейной жизни ваших родителей, Диме кун?
[22.06.2010 23:21:05] |гражданин шторм|: *смотрит заметки папы* строка духовный спутник: Жилка Жилкова
[22.06.2010 23:21:09] |гражданин шторм|: /инфаркт/
[22.06.2010 23:21:28] Диме-кун: /онемел и посинел/
[22.06.2010 23:21:31] |гражданин шторм|: "Все... 3,14здец пришел."
Дорогие друзья! На этом наша программа закончилась! Спасибо за внимание!
Поделиться42010-07-02 00:22:06
Как НЕ надо писать хентайные фанфики
Не помню, откуда я скачала ЭТО... Скажу сразу: я не являюсь ни автором, ни комментатором этого психоделического бреда. Вывешиваю в качестве поучения: вот как не надо писать хентай-фанфики... Перед прочтением советую привязаться к стулу, чтобы не свалиться от хохота...
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"Мёртвый тентакль".
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От тентяклей осталось одно только название. Неприличная тут только орфография автора... Всё остальное просто смешно... Советую почитать всем, кто знает, что такое хентай и тентакли, а особенно тем, кто их не любит... Смеятся будете долго... Я обещаю... На рассказ этот наткнулся случайно, написанное мной тоже случайно... Просто короткие комментарии в скобках... Извините, не удержался... Итак, основной текст, включая орфографию авторские, а замечания в скобках - мои... Не падайте со стульев... и никогда не пишите ТАКИХ хентайных рассказов....
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Неи не ответила. Её глаза были закрыты, она висела на тентаклях Эйла и загадочно улыбалась. (Представьте себе: ночь, улица, возле фонаря на тентакле висит девушка и загадочно так улыбается. Что-то типа: "Эх, прохожий проходил, эх тентяклем получил..." Ужас, просто ужас.... Приснится же такое...) Эйл обхватил её всеми своими тентяклями (Перечислите поимённо, пожалуйста), скрутил её в эстетичную позу (Смотрите-ка, какой естетичный тентакль попался...Другой на его месте плюнул бы на всю это красоту, а этот нет.... Просто радость какая-то... Кстати, а какая поза неэстетичная в данном случае?), и приблизил к её телу ещё один свой тентякль (Ещё один, Господи!) самый короткий, но самый основной (Сразу вспоминается песенка Дискотеки Аварии «Кто здесь самый основной...». Подходишь так к тентяклям и говоришь: «Ребята, мне нужен основной!», а тот маленький несчастный вылезает из-под груды собратьев и печально так говорит: «Я основной! Чего надо?»).
- И все таки я не понимаю, он мертвый, как у него мог встать? (Кто мёртвый? Тентякль? Господи, совсем заморили бедняжечку...)- Ты просто завидуешь, что я его первая нашла, вот и всё. (Чисто женская логика... Конечно, завидует...) Неи направила его в себя и медленно села, расслабилась... (Успокоилась...Только непонятно как-то с тентаклем, с ним чего стало?)- Класс! Как живой. Аххх... - Аки встала на ноги и прижалась к Неи. (И вправду...класс... Две злобные садистки заморили тентакль, но веселье не бросили...)
- Приласкай меня... двумя руками! (А то ты, дура безрукая, всё наровишь ногами да ногами...) Начиная медленно двигаться, Неи соорудила из двух рук некоторое подобие кораблика (Так, быстро все сооружаем кораблики из рук! На счёт три! Соорудили? А теперь все синхронно поплыли...раз два...наверное человек много в детсве оригами делал...), и эту конструкцию ввела в Аки (Так это был настоящий корабль?). Аки нервно вдохнула и запрокинула голову, закатив глаза и обнимая свою грудь. (Ясен пень, кто ж её чужую-то даст...)
- Я в тебе, Неи! – кричал Эйл в воздух. (Товарищи, в воздух можно только выстрелить...) Неи висела на тентяклях в полном трансе... (Ох...я её понимаю...висеть на тентаклях наверное вообще тяжело...а на мёртвых тентаклях особенно...) издавая блаженные стоны (Только бедный тентакль не стонал, он умер ещё вчера, просто его дворники ещё не убрали...). Ее длинные волосы красным флагом развевались на ветру (А на флаге серп и молот! ...Орлёнок...Орлёнок...). Вся эта конструкция стояла посреди площади с большим количеством людей (Боже мой, так они ещё и на площади были? А вокруг люди. И никто, вы подумайте...какие заразы, никто не помог бедному тентаклю избавиться от этих злых женщин...). Люди стали организовывать толпу (КАК толпу можно организовать???), одни родители торопились закрыть своим чадам глазки и отвести в безопасную зону, другие сажали их себе на голову, давая хорошо разглядеть позицию (Хорошие какие родители.... Так там что, только с детьми что-ли смотреть пришли? Это что, цирк?). Толпа сплотилась, организовав экое кольцо. Над кольцом и над позицией завис милиционер. (Как он там завис? Мент был в прошлом карлсоном...)
- Вы арестованы за нарушение общественного спокойствия! Прекращайте свой актив, и следуйте за мной! (И мёртвого прихватите! Актив, нет, вы видали?)Неи открыла глаза и посмотрела на милиционера шальными глазами, а Эйл не нашел ничего лучше, чем вытащить неизвестно откуда пушку (Не будем уточнять, откуда он мог её вытащить...), и лаская грудь Неи одной рукой, направить ствол вверх на милиционера. (Уйди отсюдова, Карлсон вшивый!)- Вали отсюда, пока балду не отстрелил! (Во-во...лети отсюда, лети...)
Опешивший от такой наглости милиционер развернулся и полетел вызывать помощь (Карр-Карр-Карр). Эйл на этом не остановился, и сделав выстрел в воздух, провел пистолетом вокруг себя.
- Вас, людишки, это тоже касается!!!
Круг резко расширил свой радиус (Надо же, мы даже знаем, что у круга есть радиус... ТОЛЬКО ПРИЧЁМ ТУТ РАДИУС????). На прежнем расстоянии от конструкции остался только один паренек (Глухой, безногий инвалид труда...). На него как раз Эйл и направил свою пушку.
- А тебе чего?! (Сахару или хлеба?)
Паренек был высокого роста, худой светленький, в очках, проявляющий явные черты характера интеллигента (Худой инвалид в очках - интеллигент?). При виде нацеленного на него пистолета, стал крайне робким (Застеснялся...)... он попытался выдавить следующее... (Из кого он что выдавливал? Уж не из бедненького ли тентакля?)
- Это... а можно... с вами... (Круто придумал... Ему тоже на улице перед карлсоном и толпой покрасоваться захотелось...)
Эйл махнул пистолетом:
- Раздевайся! (Так уж и быть и тебя тоже...по...ладно...молчу...молчу.... Хотя нет: ЯОЙ ФОРЕВЕР!!!)
Паренек начал нервно раздеваться, обнажая своё тело покрытое редким волосяным покровом (Вот они какие, интеллигенты плешивые...).
- Ммммм!.... Да-а-а-а-а-а-а!!!, Даааааа! (Кто это???)Неи прыгала на Эйле с бешеной скоростью, от наплыва блаженства трясла головой (Знаете, сразу представляется картина с рокерского концерта... Девчушка решила добить тентакль...). Корабликом же она орудовала не особо аккуратно (Так все снова сделали кораблик, быстро!) и определенно что-то порвала Аки (О боже...вот уже и садо-мазо пошло... Однако, какая неаккуратная девушка!). Правда Аки этого в порыве страстей не заметила (Конечно, то карлсон припрётся, то вот парень какой-то... не до кораблика стало...). Однако факт в том, что «кораблик» «протекал» (Задраить люки!): из рук Неи струился фонтан крови, обливая лицо, руки, грудь... (Ничего себе..что-то порвала...уж не голову случаем сковырнула?) Неи вытащила руки и набрала полную пригоршню (Господи, гадость-то какая...). Аки посмотрела на Неи сверху и улыбнулась.
- Пей, родная, до последней капельки пей (Сказал Алукард Интегре...). Это – кровь моя, пусть теперь она будет твоей (Мне она уже больше не нужна...). О, боже, как мне хорошо.
- Теперь иди сюда! (Извините, это вы кому?)Парень медленно подошел к Неи и тут же был схвачен тремя освободившимися тентяклями (Алукард, помнишь, что я тебе пророчила?). Тентякли сразу настроили позу для него и Неи (Как антену покрутили её туда сюда и настроили... Какой бред...ужас....). Неи висела на тентяклях, излучая блаженство и не подавая признаков жизни (Мёртвая, она излучала блаженство... о боже...некрофилия. Доктор! Мы их теряем! Сначала тентякль, потом женщина...), настал момент обработать парня (ЯОЙ ФОРЕВЕР!!!): горячие влажные (Ясен пень, что не холодные и склизкие...) тентакли обвились со всех сторон, нащупывая поверхность его тела на потенциальные щели (Хотели заткнуть их ватой, чтоб не дуло...). Один из них поглотил фаллос парня (И откусил... Бу-ха-ха-ха!..).
- Эээ нет!! Не надо! – парень скривился и зажмурился (Конечно, он не хотел так сразу расставаться со своим достоинством...). Один из тентаклей погладил его шею (И сказал: «Не волнуйся, милый, он тебе больше не понадобиться... Теперь у тебя я есть...»).
- ААААА! Нет! Не надо! Я хочу ее, тебя не хочу, нет (Пытался объснить тентаклю глупый паренёк...)! – парень начал изворачиваться, но избавится от назойливых тентаклей ему не удавалось (Уйди, противный!). От его криков и вырываний Неи пришла в себя (Слава богу, хоть одна жива!) и открыла глаза, отрешенно фокусируя свой взгляд на сформировавшимся пейзаже (это скорее натюрморт...).... Увиденное заставило ее от неожиданности вдохнуть (И не выдохнуть...).
- Видишь, она на вершине блаженства... теперь наша очередь. Хочешь овладеть ею? (Да уж куда же блаженней, одна уже умерла. Вторая при смерти...последний раз вдохнула...) Парень кивнул... Эйл медленно вынул тентакль из Неиного просвета (Гррм.. Просвет - это сквозное отверстие!.. Мдяя.), и парень поторопился засунуть туда свой... поторопился (Правильно говорила пословица, поспешишь – людей насмешишь...).
- Вижу хочешь... а я хочу тобой овладеть сзади (Вот такой яой!... Какой, однако, подлый тентякль попался...)! Парень не успел ничего понять, как только что вынутый из Неи тентакль Эйла попадает ему в окошко (Если мне в окно залетит тентякль, пускай и мёртвый, я наверное, тоже орать буду...от радости...). От такой неожиданности парень издает оглушительный стон... (Жаль, что мёртвый!)
- Да, я чувствую твою плоть! Ты мне понравился с первого взгляда. Вообще-то я люблю Неи. Всем сердцем люблю (Мужик, не оправдывайся, не надо!). Но сейчас меня почему-то на мальчиков потянуло... (Даже странно...)
- Неи... - парень посмотрел на нее, поправил локон на ее плече. (У неё из плеч волосы росли! Чудовище!)
- Не смей трогать мою Неи! Ну тебе сейчас заряжу! Получай! (Ой, они что дерутся?)- Еще получай!
- Ахххххх...
- Еще получай...
- Ммммм! Я взорвусь!!
- А я начинаю входить во вкус. (Ааа, так они что-то ели вместе...поняятненько...)С этими словами Эйл принялся ритмично шевелить (да-да, именно с большой буквы...) Тазом. (Кто такой Таз? Я этого персонажа раньше не встречала? А может, это имя одного из тентяклей?)
- Я кончаю!!
- НЕЕЕТ! Не в меня! Только не в меня!!! (Чур не я....)
- Ох, и уморился же я с вами... - тяжело вздохнул Эйл, отпуская парня и Неи и щупая щеку с засохшей раной. Тентякли ослабли и начали принимать исходный размер. Неи начала приходить в себя, парень начал одеватся.
(Конец!)
Поделиться52010-07-05 00:01:26
Недавно вспомнил молодость. Когда-то кипятком от этой рекламы... того...
Поделиться72010-08-03 16:29:09
[Kana] Блин меня ща тетя отчитывает, и советует посмотреть дом2, очень полезная предача!я ща убьюсь об стенку;
[Хаус кун] *в реанимации*
[Хаус кун] так, если я в реанимации, тог где тогда нервный Дима?
[Kana] Боже, я тут не выдержу, она каждый день по расписанию смотрит Дом2...
[Хаус кун] И вообще, я тут с тобо комок шерсти отрыгунл о,о;
[Kana] Дима на клабище)
[Kana] Какой комок?
[Хаус кун] ему еще только сказать, что она нас в началке учила, и он нас святой водой нас поливать будет xDD
[Хаус кун] обыкновенный
[Хаус кун] ну просто шерстяным одеялом накрылся, и в ахуе наглотался шерсти
[Kana] Ладно, про дом 2 она закончила...
[Хаус кун] Так, берешь чеснок, святую водочку, в смысле - водичку, хотя водочкой тоже сойдет... И поливаешь, как моя бабушка помидоры, тоесть с утра до ночи
[Kana] Даш, я под столом, вот плохие люди на проект приходят, а Ксюша собчак - хороший психолог, исправляет их
[Хаус кун] *медленно залезает в реанимацию*
[Хаус кун] пошли её в жопу, я бы не выдержал и послал.
[Kana] Я лучше промолчу. Мы дом2 смотрим, и она мне рассказывает хорошие и плохие стороны участников *легла под капельницу*
[Хаус кун] СТОП!!
[Хаус кун] ТЫ СМОТРИШЬ ДОМ ДВА ВМЕСТЕ С НЕЙ???!!!!111
[Хаус кун] *ложится в гроб к Диме*
[Kana] вот когда тебе родители такую хуйню начинают заводить, ты же их не послыешь!
[Хаус кун] я вообще в гробу
[Kana] *с криком: подвинтесь!! залезает в гроб* ты что, дура? Я музыку слушаю, только она в темноте наушники не видит.
[Хаус кун] *двигает Диму* всегла милости просим, Йорик, подвинься!! Я тебе с ней вообще разговаривать не советую.
[Kana] К счастью она закончила
[Хаус кун] Но Дом 2 то!
[Хаус кун] Дом 2 это же нечисть!
[Хаус кун] Грязное не мытое!
[Kana] Ну типа смотри как не надо делать, и как их исправляют, но я с тобой согласна
[Хаус кун] ксо, в гробу спокойнее
[Kana] о да )
[Хаус кун] Как Собчак может исправлять!
[Хаус кун] это все равно, что близнец скажет, что он уродлив
[Хаус кун] Блин, я спать хочу
[Хаус кун] меня мухи в 6 утра будят
[Хаус кун] Я им обещала за завтра тому, кто разбудит расчленение и некрофилию
[Хаус кун] Сегодня как минимум прибила будильник
[Kana] Даша злой
[Хаус кун] Ладно, Даша спать
[Хаус кун] *залезает в гроб, и накрывается Димой* грр-брр
[Kana] спокойной ночи
[Kana] тоже пойти что ли...*поудобнее легла в гроб, и накрылась той частью Димы, которой ещё не накрылась Даша
[Хаус кун] Хррр...
[Хаус кун] Осталось только Диме сказать, что он в следующей жизни стала одеялом xDD
[Kana] О да, дима будет счастлив)
Поделиться92022-07-18 21:41:45
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TeleTrade Review 2022
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TeleTrade Rated 2/5 ?????
TeleTrade Review by Andrew Blumer and Mark Hansen last updated on October 11, 2022
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This TeleTrade review was written by industry experts with over 20 years of financial experience in Forex trading, Spread Betting, Social trading, Share Dealing.
Benefits of Trading with TeleTrade
TeleTrade Review 2022 Quick Summary
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???>? Regulation Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID)
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What is TeleTrade?
TeleTrade are a global online financial trading platform and multi asset broker founded in 2008
Over 14 years later TeleTrade has grown to offering retail investors Forex trading, Spread Betting trading, Social trading, and Share Dealing trading.
TeleTrade are a global broker. TeleTrade have a head office in Cyprus.
When trading in the financial markets it can be very time consuming to find a broker that meets your needs.
We will dive deep in this TeleTrade review and assess how well the TeleTrade platform functions in its role as an international multiple financial asset trading platform for traders in 2022.
Often you have to visit and read many broker websites all of which have different uses of language. The wording can be very confusing. Choosing an online broker like TeleTrade can be difficult. For a beginner, the first few hurdles can come in the form of what appears to be a complex mobile or online trading platform, hard to understand investment terminology and confusing fee structures. In our review of TeleTrade we breakdown the pros and cons. What TeleTrade are able to offer, what countries TeleTrade are available in. Who TeleTrade are regulated by and more.
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Having a reliable and capable broker is crucial to your success in online trading. Make sure that your broker is not fake or unreliable to avoid losing your investment. In order for you to have a good working profitable relationship, ensure that your needs fit the profile of your broker as well.
This is why we have taken the time to review only the best brokerage firms, their practices, their fee structure and all other important aspects. We want you to evaluate, analyse, and trust your hard-earned cash with only the safest and best of brokers. We hope you find this TeleTrade review useful.
This review of the TeleTrade platform is very detailed. If you are interested in trading with TeleTrade in any capacity please take the time to read and research the whole TeleTrade review.
We have tried to explain the ins and outs of financial trading through the TeleTrade platform as plainly as possible so that you the trader are as informed as possible before you start to use the TeleTrade trading tools and depositing and withdrawing funds from TeleTrade.
Investing online can be just as risky as any other kind of offline investment. As with any investment, it is important to know and research the company you are dealing with. When trading financial assets with TeleTrade like Forex trading, Spread Betting trading, Social trading, and Share Dealing trading. You should have confidence in TeleTrade and know that the management of your financial investments on the TeleTrade platform are in good hands.
At the bottom of this TeleTrade review you can also learn about some pretty good alternatives to TeleTrade
With this TeleTrade review we hope to help you see if TeleTrade is a good fit for you.
It is a common myth that online trading is easy. Online trading is difficult and traders must do their own research and have a clear understanding of what they are doing. In this article, you will learn important information regarding TeleTrade that will help you get off to a good start in the world of online trading.
TeleTrade Review Table of Contents
TeleTrade Review
TeleTrade is a Multi Assets Trading Platform with over 221+ Assets
Features of TeleTrade
TeleTrade review what you should know
Are TeleTrade safe?
What we like about TeleTrade
What we don't like about TeleTrade
TeleTrade Pros and Cons
TeleTrade Regulation and Licensing in more detail
Is TeleTrade Global?
TeleTrade Awards
TeleTrade Fees Explained
TeleTrade Minimum Deposit
TeleTrade Withdrawal Fees
TeleTrade Inactivity Fees
TeleTrade Deposit Fees
TeleTrade Commissions
What can you trade with TeleTrade?
Trading on TeleTrade web platforms and other applications
Is the TeleTrade trading platform secure?
TeleTrade Trading Platform Options
TeleTrade Trading with Metatrader 4 (MT4)
TeleTrade Trading benefits
TeleTrade Accounts offered
Can I try TeleTrade?
TeleTrade withdrawl and funding methods
TeleTrade Payment Methods
How can I start trading with TeleTrade?
Performing trades with TeleTrade?
CFD Trading on TeleTrade
TeleTrade Negative Balance Protection Explained
Education resources at TeleTrade?
Customer Support at TeleTrade?
Does TeleTrade Support LiveChat?
Does TeleTrade Offer Email Support?
Does TeleTrade Offer Phone Support?
What you will need to open an account with TeleTrade?
TeleTrade Explainer Video
Is TeleTrade A Good Broker?
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TeleTrade Frequently Asked Questions
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TeleTrade is a Multi-Assets Trading Platform with over 221+ Assets
Learn more about TeleTrade.TeleTrade is a multi asset platform with 221+ tradable Assets. Assets available on TeleTrade include Forex trading, Spread Betting, Social trading, Share Dealing.
TeleTrade trades in multiple financial asset types. A financial asset is any security or asset that has financial value attached, tangible or intangible. This means that Forex trading, Spread Betting, Social trading, Share Dealing are considered financial assets.
Features of TeleTrade
Virtual Portfolio, or what is commonly known as a Demo Account
Social Trading available
Copy Trading available
TeleTrade offers Advanced Financial Chart comparison tools
TeleTrade offers Research-backed analysis on financial markets and investments from top analysts
The TeleTrade platform is available to use on multiple devices including and online through a Web Browser.
TeleTrade offers an easy to use trading platform with tools for both New Traders and Seasoned Experts
TeleTrade users benefit from using the TeleTrade platform in over 15 different languages
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What you should know
TeleTrade offer four ways to trade: Forex trading, Spread Betting, Social trading, Share Dealing. The assets and products available to you on the TeleTrade trading platform depend on the region of the world you are in and what entity you have an account with.
With TeleTrade you will need a minimum deposit of $100. You can sign up for a demo account to acquaint yourself with TeleTrade platform.
TeleTrade are able to accommodate various levels of traders whether you are experienced or a beginner.
Are TeleTrade safe?
When choosing a broker like TeleTrade the administrative body and regulatory status of the broker is very important. Brokers who conduct trades without supervision of a regulatory body do so at their own discretion. Any capital you invest is at risk.
Established in 2008, and in operation for 14 years TeleTrade have a head office in Cyprus.
TeleTrade is regulated. This means TeleTrade are supervised by and is checked for conduct by the Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID) regulatory bodies.
Regulated brokers are highly unlikely to manipulate market prices due to the regulations imposed. When you send in a withdrawal request to TeleTrade, this will be honored. If TeleTrade violate any regulatory rules their regulated status could be stripped.
Your capital is at risk
Is my money safe with TeleTrade?
Any payments funded to TeleTrade accounts by traders are held in a segregated bank account.
For added security TeleTrade use tier-1 banks for this. Tier 1 is the official measure of a banks financial health and strength.
What are Tier 1 banks and why should TeleTrade use them?
A Tier 1 bank is considered the safest and most secure regarding client capital. Tier 1 is actually a term describing the financial strength of a bank. A Tier 1 bank has strong core capital reserves and are typically able to withstand unexpected losses.
What does it mean to have your funds in TeleTrade deposited in a Tier 1 bank?
Having any money you deposit with TeleTrade means that your funds are kept in a bank that has enough capital to accommodate your withdrawal wishes even if TeleTrade goes out of business for some reason.
Therefore, we can safely conclude that TeleTrade is reasonably secure and safe.
That said, please note that you can lose funds when trading in financial assets. Accounts can lose money due to either not putting enough effort into researching the markets, lack of experience or not using the tools provided by the brokerage platform.
While trading in financial investments, losing money rapidly due to trading Forex trading, Spread Betting, Social trading, Share Dealing is not uncommon. Only take the risk of trading when you understand that your invested capital is at risk any time due to market volatility. TeleTrade also clearly state on their platform that Your capital is at risk.
Now that we have answered some important questions regarding TeleTrade. let us look at the TeleTrade features in more detail.
Try creating two accounts when you are working with TeleTrade. One is the real account, with your real money and the other is your demo account. The demo account is your experimental account.
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How TeleTrade as a Company Compare Against Other Brokers
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Year Established 2008 2007 2009 2007
Head Office Cyprus Australia Cyprus Cyprus, UK
Regulation Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID) Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC), Financial Services Authority (FSA), Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC) Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC) Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID), Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC)
Used By 50,000+ TeleTrade users 180,000+ IC Markets users 10,000+ Roboforex users 27,000,000+ eToro users
Negative balance protection Yes Yes No Yes
Guaranteed Stop Loss Yes No No No
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Risk Warning Your capital is at risk Losses can exceed deposits Losses can exceed deposits 78% of retail investor accounts lose money when trading CFDs with this provider.
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TeleTrade Pros and Cons
What we like about TeleTrade
Used by over 50,000 TeleTrade users and traders
TeleTrade have an office open to the public in every country where they operate.
TeleTrade have a have a REAL ecn account.
TeleTrade offer customers a free signal service (telegram channel) and live webinar twice a day.
Established in 2008
Regulated by Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID)
Min. deposit from $100
What we don't like about TeleTrade
Not FCA Regulated (See alternatives)
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TeleTrade Regulation and Licensing in more detail
We have checked and TeleTrade is regulated and supervised by reputable organisations. You are able to check every TeleTrade supervisory and regulatory body given below. Regulation gives you some recourse for those who have issues with TeleTrade. Regulatory authorities protect the traders with things like reimbursement schemes that regain the client's investment in the event the broker becomes insolvent.
The brokerage firms have to comply with a variety of rules and criteria that is determined by the jurisdiction’s regulatory authorities, in order to stay licensed and continue operations in those jurisdictions. The whole notion of regulation is to protect TeleTrade traders and provide safer a trading environment. Financial regulation and license approval is essential.
Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC)
Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID)
TeleTrade is regulated, governed and supervised by reputable financial regulatory bodies. Regulatory bodies monitor the behavior of the brokers and if things go wrong they will take necessary action. Before trading online with a broker such as TeleTrade you should be sure they're legitimate online agent.
Is TeleTrade Global?
Yes, TeleTrade is global as TeleTrade is available in over 193 countries.
TeleTrade is a global trading platform in the sense that it operates in 193 countries including nations in Africa, Asia, Oceania, and Europe. Major countries TeleTrade covers include the UK, Germany, Australia, South Africa, Thailand, the United States and China. TeleTrade has a total of more than 50,000 users.
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TeleTrade Awards
TeleTrade have won numerious industry awards over the 14 years they have been operating as a financial broker. We have listed the most notable awards and mentions for TeleTrade below.
Capital Finance International Best Forex Broker Europe 2017 Winner
Global Banking & Finance Review Best CFD Broker Europe 2015 Winner
Global Banking & Finance Review Best Forex Customer Service Broker Europe 2015 Winner
International Finance Magazine Best Trading Education Provider Europe 2014 Winner
Global Banking & Finance Review Best Trading Platform Southern Europe 2014
ForexShow United Arab Emirates exhibtion Most Trusted Forex Broker 2013 Winner
Banker Magazine Expert in Financial Markets 2013 Winner
Forex Expo Awards Broker of the Year 2010 Winner
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TeleTrade Fees Explained
TeleTrade withdrawal fees varies on payment method
TeleTrade does charge a fee for inactive accounts.
TeleTrade doesn't charge deposit fees.
Brokers offer state of the art online trading platforms, mobile trading apps, financial research tools and educational resources. For a brokerage to maintain these services and earn revenue as a company. Brokers may charge clients various trading fees that you need to be aware of as they may affect your bottom line.
How TeleTrade Fees Compare Against Other Brokers
Broker teletradeClick to learn more about TeleTrade IC MarketsClick to learn more about IC Markets RoboforexClick to learn more about Roboforex eToroClick to learn more about eToro
Min Deposit 100 200 1 50
Withdrawal Fees varies No Yes Yes
Inactivity Fees Yes No No Yes
Deposit Fees No Varies No No
CFD Commission Fees No Yes No Yes
TeleTrade Minimum Deposit
TeleTrade require a minimum deposit of 100 GBP/USD/EUR when opening an TeleTrade trading account.
A minimum deposit is the minimum amount of money required by TeleTrade to open a new online brokerage account with them.
Don't be scared off by brokers like TeleTrade charging a minimum deposit to open a trading account. Brokers that charge higher minimum deposits often offer additional premium services on their platforms that are not available for free on other platforms.
Brokers that offer lower minimum deposits are generally geared towards a more mainstream audience that do not require some of the more advanced features and research tools.
Brokers that do not charge minimum deposits do so usually to attract new customers. They have to make returns some way, so transaction commissions and other trading fees may be higher with a low minimum deposit account.
Brokers that require a larger minimum deposit amount usually offer a greater range of trading features on their platforms. These brokers often have more in depth technical analysis and research tools and better risk management features.
As more and more online trading platforms have entered the market, minimum deposit requirements to open a live trading account have gone down as an increasing number of brokers compete for new clients.
Depending on the type of trading account you opt for some brokers require a minimum deposit as high as 6500 GBP/USD. Some brokers can go as high as 10,000 GBP/USD.
TeleTrade Withdrawal Fees
TeleTrade withdrawal fees vary depending on your selected withdrawal payment method.
Each broker has their own specific withdrawal rules on how your funds can be withdrawn from your trading accounts.
This is because each brokerage firm will have different withdrawal methods and each payment provider may have differing transfer processing fees, processing times and a potential currency conversion fee. The Conversion fee is dependant on your base currency, your receiving currency and your payment provider.
For example TeleTrade allows you to withdraw your funds to MoneyBookers, Skrill, Visa, Mastercard, Neteller, Internal Transfer, China Unionpay.
TeleTrade Inactivity Fees
TeleTrade does charge a fee for inactive accounts.
An account inactivity fee is a fee charged to the registered brokerage client.
Brokers may have certain trading activity requirements that under the terms and conditions of the accounts and clients may have to fulfill.
If a clients trading account does not have any buying and selling over a period of time as dictated by the broker an inactivity fee may be due.
Inactivity fees are not specific to online trading accounts. Many financial service companies may charge inactivity fees. Please check on the brokers website and make sure you are aware of and are happy with all the services and fees you may be charged.
If you are no longer using your trading account close it with the brokers customer support. And make sure you have a confirmation that any remaining fees are not due.
Depending on the type of account you have signed up for you can only be charged an inactivity fee under certain circumstances. As part of a brokers regulation they are required to clearly disclose any inactivity fees.
Some brokerage firms may charge inactivity fees as compensation for maintaining your account on their expensive trading platforms, in an attempt to claw back revenue for the lack of commission fees from your trading.
TeleTrade Deposit Fees
TeleTrade does not charge deposit fees. Although bank / 3rd party merchant fees may apply.
You must always review deposit fees as some brokers may charge a fee when you deposit funds from your payment method to your trading account. This is because the payment method which you use to fund your account may accrue a fee.
The fee may be a fixed fee when you deposit a specific fiat currency to your account. For example fees are known to be high when depositing funds from a credit card. This is if your broker accepts funding your account via a credit card.
TeleTrade Commission Fees
TeleTrade does not charge commission on CFD instruments.
A broker may charge a commission fee as a service charge for facilitating the buying and selling of financial assets through your trading account.
A brokerage may make most of their revenue from charging registered traders a commission fee on client transactions.
Commission fees can differ depending on the trading type, financial asset type and what level of trading account you have.
Broker commissions are charged if the brokerage fulfills an order, cancels an order or modifies and order on your behalf.
If a market order is not fulfilled by your brokerage usually no commission is charged.
Be aware that if your order is modified or canceled, your brokerage may charge a commission fee.
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What can you trade with TeleTrade?
Be aware that different entities under the TeleTrade Brand offer different trading instruments due to regulatory restrictions. Trading instruments offered may differ based on the country of residence of the Client and the entity that holds the customer account. Additionally, the trading instruments offered by TeleTrade may vary depending on the trading platform you choose to trade with.
You can trade a wide variety of instruments with TeleTrade over 221 instruments infact.
If you are looking for Forex brokers to trade currency pairs on global Forex markets TeleTrade offer over 60 currency pairs.
Compare TeleTrade with IC Markets and Roboforex below.
Your capital is at risk
How TeleTrade Trading Options Compare Against Other Brokers
Broker teletradeClick to learn more about TeleTrade IC MarketsClick to learn more about IC Markets RoboforexClick to learn more about Roboforex eToroClick to learn more about eToro
Instruments Available 221 2250 100 2000
Platforms MT4, MT5, Mac, Web Trader, Tablet & Mobile apps (Ios & Android) MT4, MT5, Mirror Trader, Web Trader, cTrader, Windows, Mac, iOS, Android MT4, MT5, Mac, Web Trader, cTrader, Tablet & Mobile apps Web Trader, Tablet & Mobile apps
FX / Currencies
Forex pairs offered 60 61 35 50
Major Forex pairs Yes Yes Yes Yes
Minor Forex pairs Yes Yes Yes Yes
Exotic Forex pairs Yes Yes Yes Yes
Cryptocurrencies (availability subject to regulation) Yes Yes No Yes
Commodity CFDs
Commodities Offered 10 20 21 31
Metals Yes Yes Yes Yes
Energies Yes Yes No Yes
Agricultural No Yes No Yes
Indiced & Stock CFDs
Stocks Offered 200 2100 0 2042
UK Shares Yes Yes Yes Yes
US Shares Yes Yes Yes Yes
German Shares No Yes Yes Yes
Japanese Shares No Yes Yes Yes
Risk Warning
Your capital is at risk
Losses can exceed deposits
Losses can exceed deposits
78% of retail investor accounts lose money when trading CFDs with this provider.
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Trading on TeleTrade web platforms and other applications
TeleTrade offer the popular MT4 forex trading platform. To see a list of the top MT4 brokers, see our comparison of MT4 brokers.
TeleTrade also offer mobile apps for Android and iOS, making it easier to keep an eye on and execute your trades while you’re on the move.
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Is the TeleTrade Trading Platform Secure?
TeleTrade safeguards the personal information of its clients through SSL encryption in its PC and mobile platforms. TeleTrade also urges its clients through its web platform to always look for the SSL security sign (a lock sign) on the browser while operating TeleTrade.
TeleTrade Trading Platform Options
Once you have logged into your TeleTrade account you will see the below trading platform options available to you.
MetaTrader 4 (MT4)
TeleTrade does not offer the MetaTrader 5 (MT5) trading platform. If you are looking for a online platform that does support MT5 click here
TeleTrade does not offer the cTrader trading platform. You can find a broker that supports cTrader here
Lets explore each of these trading platforms in detail and what options TeleTrade gives you.
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TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 (MT4)
TeleTrade MetaTrader 4
MetaTrader 4, also known as MT4, is one of the most popular trading platforms available and has been in active use on financial markets since 2005. The MetaTrader 4 software delivers a feature-rich, user-friendly interface, and an extremely customisable trading environment, designed to fulfill all of your trading needs and boost your trading performance. Charting functionality and advanced order management tools.
Understand that the MetaTrader 4 (MT4) trading platform was developed primarily to trade Forex, but you can also trade other types of financial instruments through CFDs and Spread Betting. You will not be able to trade Stocks, Indices, Commodities, ETFs, Futures on any MetaTrader 4 (MT4) platform unless they are CFD contracts or Spread bets. You will not own any underlying assets with CFDs or Spread bets as you are speculating on price movements with TeleTrade. You can learn more about the MT4 Platform here.
You can start using the MetaTrader 4 platform with TeleTrade in multiple formats including through an online web platform, Through a downloadable application for Windows PC's and Apple Macintosh computers. TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 is compatible with the latest macOS Mojave. TeleTrade allows traders to trade on mobile devices through Android and iOS devices like the iPhone.
Metatrader 4 Webtrader on TeleTrade
MetaTrader 4 is the most popular trading platform in the world as most and more traders begin to trade online Metatrader 4 is available as a web based application available through your web browser. MetaTrader 4 web software provides the same easy to use performance as the desktop version using advanced charting, a highly customisable trading environment, easy to access online trading tools and many different indicators. You can enjoy our Raw Pricing trading environment without a Dealing Desk from anywhere in the world.
Trade TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 on iOS Devices
You can download the TeleTrade app or also trade with TeleTrade through the MetaTrader 4 application on the Apple app store.
Download the Metaquotes MetaTrader 4 Program for free of charge from Apple's App Store. TeleTrade customers have instant access to this Financial markets, with the ability to completely manage a Portfolio on the go.
Trade TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 on Android Devices
Andorid mobile devices and tablets are used by millions of people globally. TeleTrade provides its clients access to the MetaTrader 4 platform on Android supported devices so that customers can monitor the financial marketplace and trade directly from their Android-based Smartphones and tablets. The Android TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 Android application enable traders to make the most of multiple advanced trading features which enables them to monitor and trade Forex quickly on the go, simply and securely.
Trade TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 Trading Central
Trading Centrals Alpha Generation Indicators is a Bundle of three Major indicators including:
Analyst Perspectives - A go-to resource for leadership and key levels.
Adaptive Candlesticks - Identifies chart patterns which illustrate important changes in demand and supply.
Adaptive Divergence Convergence (ADC) - Much like MACD however useful at shorter lengths and provides more timely signs.
TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 Advanced Trading Tools
The TeleTrade advanced trading tools for MetaTrader 4 are aimed at improving the total trading experience and providing traders with a competitive advantage. TeleTrade offers access to 20 exclusive tools which includes feature rich trade execution & management programs, sophisticated notification alarms, messaging facilities, innovative market data & more.
Trade TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 MultiTerminal
MetaTrader 4 MultiTerminal provides a intuitive easy to use dashboard where traders can administer and supervise several trading accounts. MultiTerminal will let you manage over 100 Accounts simultaneously allowing you to place market orders, pending orders, view live market prices and track all accounts and equity at real time. All Trading accounts must be in on the same MetaTrader server. MultiTerminal doesn't support Automated Trading scripts like Expert Advisors.
TeleTrade MetaTrader 4 AutoChartist
TeleTrade Autochartist provides the world's first Market Scanner available for MT4 using a non-trading Expert Advisor script. Scan markets for trading opportunities while viewing all symbols and time intervals from a single graph. Gone are the days of launching a lot of graphs on which you can't remember which currency you're taking a look at. Autochartist offers a simple user interface that can be customized to suite how you like to trade.
TeleTrade Trading benefitsAllows scalpingAllows hedgingOffers STPLow min depositGuaranteed stop lossOffers Negative Balance ProtectionTeleTrade Trading Accounts Offered
Below we give an overview on the account types that TeleTrade offer. Whatever you are looking to trade the varying TeleTrade account types will be able to provide you with what you need.
Demo accountMicro accountStandard accountZero spread accountECN accountSTP accountCan I try TeleTrade?
TeleTrade offer a demo account so you can try before putting down funding payments. Open a practice account & learn to trade
Your capital is at risk
TeleTrade withdrawal and funding methods
Please note that the list of TeleTrade payment methods below depend on the TeleTrade Entity and the Clients Country of Residence.
All available TeleTrade payment methods available to you can be found in your TeleTrade members area checked on the TeleTrade website.
TeleTrade offer the below funding payment methods. You can use any of the below deposit options if available in your region. learn more about TeleTrade
TeleTrade Payment MethodsTeleTrade accepts MoneyBookersTeleTrade accepts SkrillTeleTrade accepts VisaTeleTrade accepts MastercardTeleTrade accepts NetellerTeleTrade accepts Internal TransferTeleTrade accepts China Unionpay
Broker teletradeClick to learn more about TeleTrade IC MarketsClick to learn more about IC Markets RoboforexClick to learn more about Roboforex eToroClick to learn more about eToro
Bank transfer No Yes Yes Yes
Credit Cards No Yes Yes Yes
Paypal No Yes No Yes
Skrill Yes Yes Yes Yes
Payoneer No No Yes No
Neteller Yes Yes Yes Yes
*please note available TeleTrade and other broker payment methods depend on the clients country of residence.
How can I start trading with TeleTrade?
When opening a trading account with TeleTrade, you will need to sign up here. Once you have received your login details by email, submitted your identification documents for account validation, and made a deposit; the next step is to download the trading platform of your choice. You can find detailed guidance on TeleTrade trading platforms here. You will need to provide some basic documentation to prove your identity as part of TeleTrade onboarding and normal KYC identity checks. These checks are standard practice and help TeleTrade provide a safe financial environment for their 50,000 users.
Your capital is at risk
Performing trades with TeleTrade
TeleTrade allow you to execute a minimum of trade of varies. This may vary depending on the account you open. TeleTrade allow you to execute a maxium trade of varies. As TeleTrade offer ECN and STP execution, you can expect very tight spreads with more transparency over the price you‘re paying to execute your trades.
As with most brokers, margin requirements do vary depending on the instruments.
CFD Trading on TeleTrade
let's take a look at some of the basics of using TeleTrade leverage.
TeleTrade offer CFD which are a leveraged product for this example we describe ten times leverage.
So you have a ten thousand dollar position but you only tie up a thousand dollars a tenth of the value on your account. You have a situation where a small sum of money is controlling a much bigger financial position. This is your leverage.
So what effect does leverage have on your profits and losses well put simply it magnifies them in both directions.
TeleTrade leverage magnifies both profits and losses when trading.
Let's say for example you buy/sell ten thousand dollars worth of General Electric (GE) using contracts for difference ( CFDs ) using the TeleTrade trading platform.
let's say General Electric (GE) rises 10% because its results are positive your position which was worth ten thousand dollars is now worth $11,000.
It's grown by $1000 10% in value this represents a hundred percent increase on the funds initially committed on your leverage CFD trade.
Our initital investment of ten thousand dollars for the trade and has made a thousand dollars in profit because the price is up ten percent.
The TeleTrade leverage goes both ways. If General Electric (GE) Falls 10% on week results your position which was worth ten thousand dollars is now worth only nine thousand dollars. It has fallen by a thousand dollars.
TeleTrade CFDs are typically used for short to medium term trades. For example TeleTrade intraday CFD trading. Although high risk because CFD trades are separate from the financial markets, a CFD trade can be more flexible than a traditional market trade where you own the underlying asset. CFD trades give access to CFD fractional shares, CFD international markets and CFD short selling. More advanced traders can also use CFDs to hedge.
Always be aware that CFDs are complex instruments and come with a high risk of losing money rapidly due to leverage. Your capital is at risk
Limiting Your Risk When Trading with TeleTrade Negative Balance Protection
We should say something about negative balance protection with TeleTrade. When trading using leverage an adverse move could result in losing more than your trading account balance at TeleTrade. If your broker is regulated by the FCA Negative Balance Protection should be set in place by your broker as standard. Your TeleTrade account could potentially become negative. We recommend you making use of negative balance protection. Using negative balance protection ensures your losses will always be limited to the current balance of the money in your account.
Education Resources at TeleTrade
To trade effectively with TeleTrade, it's important to get a have a good understanding of the TeleTrade trading tools and the markets. Make sure you make full use of all education tools. This includes eduction tools with TeleTrade and externally.
TeleTrade offer a good selection of educational resources. Take your time, learn how the financial markets move. Take the time to learn how your trading platform works. Make buy/sell trades, learn how to take advantage of global trading times and most importantly learn how to mitigate and manage investing risk.
Having an analytical approach may be a good way to approach trading with TeleTrade.
Take time to look around the TeleTrade platforms and train yourself to think more systematically and logically about the markets. It's a new skill-set for many, but it is what the market requires of you.
Customer Support at TeleTrade
As part of our TeleTrade review we review customer service options, response times and TeleTrade trading platform problem resolution effectiveness.TeleTrade support a wide range of languages including English, Spanish, Czech, Chinese, German, French, Italian, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovenian,Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Russian.
TeleTrade have a D grade support rating because because sometimes the response was slow or our query wasnt answered. TeleTrade less customer support features compared to other brokers like live chat, phone and email support. email support and supports a limited amount of Languages. Live chat support supports a limited amount of Languages. Phone support supports a limited amount of Languages.
Livechat Support at TeleTrade
We tested the TeleTrade live chat and it works well. We sent messages to TeleTrade livechat through their app and website and recieved a response within 20 minutes. Sometimes there was no response.
We tested communicating with TeleTrade support in multiple languages in multiple countries. TeleTrade where able to resolve our customer issues.
Email Support at TeleTrade
We sent several emails to TeleTrade and answer times overall were excellent. The fastest response from TeleTrade was 4 hours and the slowest response was 5 days. Sometimes there was no response. Support response times may vary for you with TeleTrade, but this was our experience sending 10 emails at varying times.
The team resolved and answered our queries. Overall average email support from TeleTrade.
Phone Support at TeleTrade
We called TeleTrade and the call was answered very quickly. The call was answered in less than 5-10 minutes.
The TeleTrade phone support team were able to successfuly answer our questions and issues over the phone. We tested the multilingual TeleTrade team by calling in varying languages. TeleTrade made an effort to make sure our queries were answered.
Overall the phone support from TeleTrade was okay.
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Broker teletradeClick to learn more about TeleTrade IC MarketsClick to learn more about IC Markets RoboforexClick to learn more about Roboforex eToroClick to learn more about eToro
Support
Live chat
Phone support
Email support
Live chat
Phone support
Email support
Live chat
Phone support
Email support
Live chat
Phone support
Email support
Languages English, Spanish, Czech, Chinese, German, French, Italian, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovenian,Hindi, Hebrew, Arabic, Russian English, Japanese, Chinese, Polish, Afrikans, Danish, Dutch, German and more English, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Indonesian, Malaysian, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Polish, Arabic, Thai, Russian, and Ukrainian English, German, Spanish, French, Italian
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Risk Warning Your capital is at risk Losses can exceed deposits Losses can exceed deposits 78% of retail investor accounts lose money when trading CFDs with this provider.
What you will need to open an account with TeleTrade
As TeleTrade is regulated by Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID), every new client must pass a few basic compliance checks to ensure that you understand the risks of trading and are allowed to trade. When you open an account, you'll likely be asked for the following, so it's good to have these handy:
Be aware that the expiration date of Proof of address document for different entities under TeleTrade Brand may be different.
A scanned colour copy of your passport, driving license or national ID
A utility bill or bank statement from the past three months showing your address
You'll also need to answer a few basic compliance questions to confirm how much trading experience you have, so it's best to put aside at least 5 minutes or so to complete the account opening process.
While you might be able to explore TeleTrade's platform straight away, it's important to note that you won't be able to make any trades until you pass compliance, which can take up to several days, depending on your situation.
To start the process of opening an account with TeleTrade you can visit the TeleTrade trading platform here.
CFDs are leveraged products and can result in significant losses, excess of your invested capital. All trading involves risk. Only risk capital you're prepared to lose. Past performance does not guarantee future results.
This post is for educational purposes and should not be considered as investment advice. All information collected from on October 11, 2022.
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Is TeleTrade A Good Broker?
We spent over 3 months examining TeleTrade in depth. Although we found some very useful aspects of the TeleTrade platform that would be useful to some traders, our overall our feeling is that you would be better served with an alternative to TeleTrade.
TeleTrade have a good track record of offering Forex trading, Spread Betting, Social trading, Share Dealing.
TeleTrade has a history of over 14 years.
TeleTrade has a reasonable sized customer support of at least 10.
TeleTrade are regulated by the Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID). This means TeleTrade fall under regulation from a jurisdiction that can hold a broker responsible for its misgivings; or at best play an arbitration role in case of bigger disputes.
TeleTrade have regulation from reputable regulators.
TeleTrade has the ability to get deposits and withdrawals processed within 2 to 3 days. This is important when withdrawing funds.
TeleTrade have an international presence in multiple countries. This includes local TeleTrade seminars and training.
TeleTrade are able to hire people from various locations in the world who can better communicate in your local language.
TeleTrade Risk Disclosure
Your capital is at risk
Trading Risk Disclaimer
Trading financial instruments including crpytocurrency and foreign currency markets come with a very high level of risk. In regards to leverage and margin based trading you will be exposed to a high risk of loss. Some financial instruments and derivatives that are off exchange may offer varying leverage and may have limited regulatory protection and high market volatility. It should never be presumed that any investment products, techniques, indicators or any other presented resources will result in profits. You should be aware that investing may result in financial loss.
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TELETRADE Frequently Asked Questions
Read our detailed TeleTrade FAQ Section updated for 2022.
Can I try TeleTrade?
TeleTrade offer a demo account so you can try the TeleTrade platform with virtual trading before you put down a payment. Virtual trading with TeleTrade is zero risk.
What funding methods do TeleTrade accept?
Please note that the list of payment methods below depend on the TeleTrade Entity and the Clients Country of Residence.
TeleTrade offer the following funding payment methods MoneyBookers, Skrill, Visa, Mastercard, Neteller, Internal Transfer, China Unionpay, among other payment methods.
Your capital is at risk
Is TeleTrade safe?
TeleTrade are considered safe as they are regulated by and checked for conduct by the Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID). Any payments funded to TeleTrade accounts by traders are held in a segregated bank account. For added security TeleTrade use tier-1 banks for this. Tier 1 is the official measure of a banks financial health and strength.
Your capital is at risk
Is TeleTrade trading good?
TeleTrade is considered good and reputable to trade with TeleTrade. TeleTrade is used by over 50,000 traders and TeleTrade users. TeleTrade offers Forex trading, Spread Betting trading, Social trading, and Share Dealing trading. Minimum deposit with TeleTrade is 100.
Is TeleTrade trading Legit?
TeleTrade was founded in Cyprus in 2008. TeleTrade has been facilitating trade on the financial markets for over 14 years. TeleTrade offers clients Forex trading, Spread Betting trading, Social trading, and Share Dealing trading. All funds deposited to TeleTrade are held in segregated bank accounts for security. TeleTrade is regulated by Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID) so can be considered legit.
Is TeleTrade a good broker?
TeleTrade is overseen by the top tier financial regulators Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID) so can be considered a good broker. TeleTrade allows Forex trading, Spread Betting trading, Social trading, and Share Dealing trading.
Is TeleTrade trustworthy broker?
TeleTrade can be considered trustworthy. All money funded to TeleTrade is placed into a segregated bank account. this means your money in not held by TeleTrade directly. The broker has no direct access to your funds so cannot misappropriate your money. Also TeleTrade is regulated by Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID).
What is the minimum deposit for TeleTrade?
The minimum deposit to trade with TeleTrade is 100.
How long do TeleTrade withdrawals take?
Withdrawing money from TeleTrade processing time varies depending on the method but averages 2-5 days.
Is TeleTrade regulated?
TeleTrade is regulated by the Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID). Regulatory bodies conduct regular reviews and audits as part of TeleTrade maintaining their regulatory status. You can learn more about these reviews on the regulator websites.
Is TeleTrade a market maker?
TeleTrade is a not a market maker. A market maker speeds up trading as a market maker will purchase your stocks and commodities even is a buyer is not lined up.
How can I start trading with TeleTrade?
When opening a trading account with TeleTrade, you will need to sign up here. Once you have received your login details by email, submitted your identification documents for account validation, and made a deposit; the next step is to download the trading platform of your choice. You can find detailed guidance on TeleTrade trading platforms here.
Is my money safe with TeleTrade?
TeleTrade is regulated by the Cyprus Securities and Exchange Commission (CySEC), Markets In Financial Instruments Directive (MiFID). One of the most important criteria for traders when choosing a broker like TeleTrade is the regulatory body and regulatory status of the broker. Brokers who conduct business without regulation do so at their own discretion and pose a direct risk to the security of their clients money.
Regulated brokers are highly unlikely to manipulate market prices due to the regulations imposed. When you send in a withdrawal request to TeleTrade, this will be honored. If they violate any regulatory rules their regulated status can be stripped.
Is TeleTrade a con?
TeleTrade is regulated and well established having been in business for over 14 years. TeleTrade is not a con.
Can you make money with TeleTrade?
Although traders have had great success with TeleTrade. Trading on the financial markets with TeleTrade is not a get rich scheme. If you educate yourself, practise with a demo account and carefully plan your trading your chance of success will greatly increase. Never trade with money you cannot afford to lose. Your capital is at risk.
Does TeleTrade have fees?
TeleTrade withdrawal fees varies on payment method.TeleTrade does charge a fee for inactive accounts. TeleTrade doesn't charge deposit fees.
When was TeleTrade founded?
TeleTrade was founded in 2008.
How many people use TeleTrade?
TeleTrade is used by over 50,000 registered TeleTrade users.
What is TeleTrade Headquarters country?
TeleTrade has its head quarters office in Cyprus .
Does TeleTrade offer negative balance protection?
TeleTrade offers negative balance protection. With Negative balance protection means traders cannot lose more money than they have deposited.
Does TeleTrade offer guaranteed stop loss?
TeleTrade offers guaranteed stop loss protection. With guaranteed stop loss protection risk is managed. Traders are guarenteed to close your trade at your specified price. Stop Loss orders are guaranteed only during market hours and under normal trading conditions.
Does TeleTrade allow scalping?
TeleTrade offers scalping.
Does TeleTrade allow hedging?
TeleTrade offers hedging.
Does TeleTrade offer CFD trading?
TeleTrade offers CFD trading.
Does TeleTrade offer STP?
TeleTrade offers STP trading.
How many people use TeleTrade?
TeleTrade is used by over 50000 TeleTrade users and traders.
Is TeleTrade an ECN broker?
TeleTrade offers ECN trading.
Does TeleTrade offer a demo account?
TeleTrade offers a demo account.
Does TeleTrade offer an Islamic account?
TeleTrade does not offer Islamic accounts.
What are the funding methods for TeleTrade?
Please note that funding methods and funding options available with TeleTrade can be found in the TeleTrade Members area and depend on the TeleTrade client’s country of residence. Please check your specific available payment methods on the TeleTrade website. TeleTrade accept the following funding methods : MoneyBookers, Skrill, Visa, Mastercard, Neteller, Internal Transfer, China Unionpay.
TeleTrade review written by Andrew Blumer and Mark Hansen
We hope you found our review of the TeleTrade brokerage firm useful.
This article was written by our financial editor Mark Hansen and Andrew Blumer.
Mark was previously of the Kiel Insitute and has worked with financial organisations across Europe, Australia, South East Asia, South Africa and the Middle East. Mark has over 15 years experience in financial analysis, forecasting, financial modeling idenifying new market opportunities in Stocks, CFD's, Forex and Commodities.
Andrew has a well-established career in fintech and came up with comparebrokers.co to make trading on financial markets more transparent and accessible.
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Esperio Review – Some Facts About This Offshore Fraud
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Forex and CFD trading is a very specific industry. It can be very risky, therefore we are always looking for reliable and trusted companies. If you were hoping that Esperio broker is the one, you were wrong.
A company that doesn’t have a license and has a fake virtual address is not the one we should trust. They are based officially in St.Vincent and Grenadines, but in reality, it is most probably different. Since on the same address, we managed to find many different scamming companies. Let’s take a look at this Esperio review for more info.
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Broker status: Unregulated Broker
Regulated by: Unlicensed Scam Brokerage
Scammers Websites: Esperio.org
Blacklisted as a Scam by: NSSMC
Owned by: OFG Gap. LTD
Headquarters Country: St. Vincent and Grenadines
Foundation year: 2021
Supported Platforms: MT4/MT5
Minimum Deposit: 1$
Cryptocurrencies: Yes – BTC, ETH, XRP
Types of Assets: Forex, Commodities, Indices, Shares, Cryptocurrencies
Maximum Leverage: 1:1000
Free Demo Account: No
Accepts US clients: No
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Esperio Is a Non – Licensed Fraud Broker?
Financial Services Authority from St. Vincent and Grenadines already stated that they are unauthorized to provide licenses for Forex and CFD trading. Therefore, that country doesn’t have legal supervision.
If you take a look at the countries that Esperio is operating in, you will see that they don’t have any other licensing.
Since they are scamming traders from Italy, the UK, Germany, Poland, and more, you would expect them to have FCA or BaFin regulations. As you could guess, they don’t.
High leverages, bonuses and cryptocurrencies. Everything that is not regulated is available with Esperio broker. That being said, you don’t want to deal with something when you don’t know the terms.
Arguments For Trading With a Licensed Broker
Since we checked the database of Tier 1 regulators ( FCA, BaFin and ASIC ) and found nothing, we can confirm that this is a complete scam. These Tier 1 regulators are offering stability and security to clients.
You know that your funds are at any point in time protected and that nobody can scam you. Any terms and conditions are strictly controlled by the regulator.
Warnings From Financial Regulators
Esperio Warnings From Financial Regulators
Ukrainian regulatory body NSSMC has issued a warning against Esperio broker. That happened in August 2022. It’s just a matter of time before other countries will add their warnings against this broker.
That’s a time when these brokers vanish and just do a rebranding with the same principle. Be careful.
Does Esperio Offer MetaTrader 5?
Besides MT4, an industry standard, they offer as well MT5 trading platform. It has higher functionality and a variety of trading tools available. Starting from social trading, advanced EA trading tools and indicators and many more.
This is the only thing we could give credit for to the company in this Esperio review.
What Financial Instruments Does Esperio Include?
Financial classes like in many other companies are available. So, if you go with a regulated company, you are not missing anything. Those classes are:
Forex USD/JPY, EUR/NZD, USD/CAD
Indices DAX30, FTSE100, BE20
Commodities crude oil, platinum, gold
Shares BMW, Tesla, Visa
Cryptocurrencies ETH, BTC, BNB
Like with any CFD trading company, especially non-regulated, you should be extremely careful. Leverages are mostly higher than allowed in regulated companies.
Areas Of Esperio
The list of countries they are reaching out to is quite big. Yet, there are most probably many more unconfirmed. Countries, they are scamming traders from, are:
UK
Italy
Germany
Poland
Serbia
Netherlands
Romania
Even Esperio reviews are saying the same thing. People over and over losing money with them and not being able to withdraw their profits.
Esperio And The Types Of Accounts Offered
The company offers 4 different account types:
Esperio Standard
Esperio Cent
Esperio Invest
Esperio MT4 ECN
For any account mentioned above you get certain benefits. Spreads, commissions, overnight swaps and bonuses are the fields they are changing to lure you into their net. As for the minimum requirement, for any account, it is 1$.
You already know that nothing is for free. So, when you invest your first dollar, expect to be asked for more.
Esperio Offers Free Demo Accounts?
The company doesn’t offer a demo account. However, it is not needed since the minimum investment is only 1$. But, if you want to keep your information private, a demo account sounds like a good option here.
Nobody wants to disclose personal information and banking information to a fraudulent company.
Esperio Deposit and Withdrawal Policies
As a payment option, Esperio offers Visa/Mastercards, bank transfers and cryptocurrency transfers. Some of the systems are charging a commission as well. Detailed conditions are only available if you register.
Withdrawing the funds is going to be trouble. We checked other Esperio reviews and we found that people were unable to get any of the funds back. Most of the time the broker is asking you to pay some additional fees before funds are released.
Of course, if you fall for that story, they know they extracted everything from you. And you never hear back again from them.
Esperio Terms and Conditions
If the company is offering leverages up to 1:1000 you know they can’t have regulations. The reason for that is that regulatory bodies don’t allow it higher than 1:30.
Another speculative thing about this broker are bonuses that they are offering. This is as well not allowed according to regulations. To sum it up, any of your funds won’t be safe here no matter what advertisement they put out.
Esperio Broker Scammed You? – Please Tell Us Your Story
We like to hear our clients’ stories. That way, we can find out if the broker has implemented something new in their tactics. As well, as that way you can protect other people from being scammed.
In the case that it was you, don’t be ashamed. It can happen to anyone. Yet there is a solution. A chargeback works like a charm. Don’t waste any more time and reach our experts for the first step!
What Is the Chargeback Procedure?
This is a money reversal procedure. Your bank knows where the money is going. If you request it at the right time, you can get your funds back. Get in touch today to see how!
What Is Esperio?
Esperio broker is a non-licensed offshore company. They operate from St. Vincent and Grenadines, allegedly.
Is Esperio a scam Broker?
If the regulatory body of some country is issuing a warning, then you can say it for sure.
Is Esperio Available in the United States or the UK?
This broker only offers services to clients coming from the UK, but not US.
Does Esperio Offer a Demo Account?
Unfortunately, they don’t offer a demo account, just live accounts with a minimum deposit of 1$.
Get your money back from a scam
If you?ve been ripped off by scammers, get in touch and our team of experts will work to get your money back
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